Someone Should Probably Check On Noah Centineo

I am not Noah Centineo's biggest fan. It's pretty well documented. I've blogged it, tweeted it, and even done an entire youtube video dedicated to making fun of his (objectively horrible) twitter account. But when I saw this tweet, my immediate thought was holy shit, someone needs to make sure Noah is doing okay.

I'm hoping that twitter user Snolly is being sarcastic, because Noah is looking horrific. Check the dull, slightly yellowed skin. The purplish under eye circles. The matted, messy hair. Noah, buddy! What's going on! He looks like he's been on a four week bender and this is the first time he's resurfaced. He looks like every Disney child star around the age of 22. He looks like he took three 30MG Vyvanses and has been rearranging the furniture in his apartment for 72 straight hours with no food. Honestly, he looks like he needs a hug.

Look, I'm not even here to make fun of him. I'm genuinely concerned. Maybe Netflix has been holding him hostage for the last year forcing him to film a million shitty romcoms where he plays the same character. Noah, if you're reading this, blink twice if you're okay.